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Catching a Cheating Boyfriend: The Truth about Monogamy

Kristel August 27th, 2007

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Relationships are built on trust. One of the fundamental aspects of being in a relationship with someone is that both individuals are required to be monogamous to make the relationship work, unless of course it’s an “open relationship”, which I don’t particularly understand nor do I want to understand at this point.

Anyhoo, biologists would point out au contraire, mon chou. Humans, like the rest of the animal kingdom, are predisposed to cheat on their respective mates. They claim that monogamy is something unnatural to humans. And that men and women pursue it for different reasons. While men would pursue it due to sexual reasons—some men would argue that it’s natural for men to cheat with all that seed-spreading that needs to be done, women, on the other hand pursue it for emotional reasons—their partner simply doesn’t give as much attention as they’d like. Men need sexual variety, women need validation. It’s cyclical. You meet, you fall in-love, you get comfortable (no longer in-love) and someone starts looking. Looking leads to touching, touching leads to another relationship. It’s a rather simple diagram that some biologists and some psychologists would paint for us.

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How to Deal with the Social Consequences of Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (PMS)

Lauren August 19th, 2007

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I don’t need a calendar to know that I’ll be having my period in two weeks or less. As with all women who bleed from their uterus, I experience the usual pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) symptoms: breakouts, bloatedness, low energy, cravings for chocolate, and bouts of irrational crankiness that range from mild irritation to frightening breakdowns. While there is no set-in-stone cause of PMS, doctors hypothesize that the surge of hormones during the menstrual cycle may be the primary factor at work. Some of the really unlucky ones experience a more severe form of PMS called Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder, where a lack of serotonin in the brain intensifies the symptoms of “normal” PMS.

What I really can’t stand about other women and myself is how PMS is often used as an excuse to act out. I’ll admit that I’ve played the PMS card at moments where I snap because I simply can’t control my moods, and then I feel rather ashamed of myself afterwards. Here’s how you can keep yourself from going crazy and driving your friends away during the two weeks before your period.

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Help Me: I Fell Into A Rabbit Hole and Ended Up in Korea!

admin August 12th, 2007

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Dear Kristel and Lauren,

Karma has bitchslapped me into reality faster than this Internet connection. In my foolish youth, making fun of Koreans was my favorite hobby. You see them in droves along Katipunan and you can’t help but chuckle. Life was good.

Now I’ve found myself dating Koreans. The first one went horribly botched up, and the second one is well on that way, too. What to do, what to do. I have caught the yellow fever.

The thing is, the last one, well I really do like him. But I know it’s pointless to go down that road, when I know that he’ll be leaving in a couple of months. As if that isn’t a clear enough sign not to pursue it, I have been giving the strangest signs of discouragement, which if he knew me at all (doubtful, given the Language Barrier that used to be so golden) would only tell him ‘go! Go! Sweep me off my feet! I like you tooooo!!!~’ What is wrong with me, Lauren and Kristel? Why are repulsion and denial my first defense mechanisms?

Yours Truly,
Fucking Korean GRO

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