The Three Nevers: How to Keep an Annoying Guy from Asking You Out
Lauren July 18th, 2007

I’m sure you might dated or know someone who has dated a guy who you thought was okay at the start. But as you get to know him more, it occurs to you that he’s actually a total loser. Who treats your best friend like an easy target. Who probably made up every single thing he told you about himself because his stories are too fantastic. And who won’t leave you alone even after telling him to crawl back into whatever hole he came from.
The simplest, most efficient way to get rid of this kind of guy is to ignore him. Save yourself your one peso. Save your fingers the trouble of typing out a snarky reply. Assuming that the circuits in his brain are working properly, he’ll take the hint and go away. But if you’re in the mood to pick a fight and he happens to be dumb enough to catch you in that mood, do try to remember the Three Nevers.